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sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

(via intoxicatedteen)

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via unpulse)

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volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

(via subtle)

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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via exteriors)

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grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

(Source: shewillbelubed, via fake-mermaid)

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via fake-mermaid)

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deair:

when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing

(via fake-mermaid)

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